ULTIMATE TOP SECRET GUIDE TO TAKING OVER THE WORLD

Book ID/图书代码： 12311015B86714

English Summary/英文概要： By the time you’re done reading this diabolically clever book, you’ll have entire countries groveling at your feet. Kings and prime ministers will bow before you and beg for mercy. Maybe even cry. Doesn’t that sound insanely fantastic? Of course it does. That’s why I wrote this book. All you have to do is follow the instructions I’ve laid out and in no time at all you will be laughing maniacally as the world cowers before you...

Chinese Summary/中文概要： 当你读完这本聪明搞笑的书后，整个世界都将被你踩在脚下，国王和首相匍匐在你面前跪地求饶。这听上去是不是很疯狂？那当然。这就是我为什么我要写这本书的原因。你所要做的就是跟随指示，统治世界。

“的确让人捧腹大笑。”——《精神蜜蜂》（XAT）

Awards/获奖情况："...inspired quite a lot of laughing." - Spirit Bee

About the Author/作者介绍： 肯•尼斯贝特从小就注定要统治世界的，但是为了人类的福祉，他转行写了六部有趣的儿童诗集，包括《我的河马有打嗝病》、《细长的白蜘蛛》，还有一本图画书籍，随后又写了一本充满童话色彩的书籍《更多的熊》！

肯走访了全国的许多学校，哄骗那些毫无戒心的孩子说阅读是有趣的，写作是容易的。肯在斯波坎建立了地下要塞，带着妻子和两个仆人计划着要统治人类。

Kenn Nesbitt was destined to rule the world from an early age but, fortunately for mankind, got sidetracked writing six collections of funny poetry for kids-including My Hippo Has the Hiccups and The Tighty-Whitey Spider-and one picture book, the patently untrue story of the author’s struggle to wrest control of his book from the children who want it to have More Bears! By visiting schools throughout the nation, Kenn regularly dupes unsuspecting children into thinking that reading is fun and writing is easy. Kenn is currently plotting the overthrow of humanity from his underground fortress in Spokane, Washington where he hides out with his wife and two minions.

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