THE ALPHABET OF MANLINESS (EXTENDED EDITION)
Book ID/图书代码： 12791006B03025
English Summary/英文概要： Sometimes in life you say certain words in conjunction with other words that you normally wouldn’t, such as the word “holy” and the word “shit.” Those times are rare and celebrated. Well, get your face hole ready, because this is one of those times: introducing The Alphabet of Manliness: Special Edition!
If it’s a crime to be awesome, then I deserve three life sentences and the death penalty. This literary kick to the dick may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history.
The new edition includes:
*“The Numbers of Manliness.”
*A full-color insert
*Corrections to typos!
I, Maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition of the book since the last one. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged sons of bitches out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to pick up a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted or busting balls alike.
If you can’t handle the punch to the colon I’m about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you’ll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.
Chinese Summary/中文概要： 有时候你不想说一些词的时候，往往一气呵成，脱口而出，而且它们都有特殊的关系，紧密联系。准备好吧，一场风暴就要来临。 太完美了会让人产生恐惧，我该被判3次终身监禁和死刑。这些词汇会是有史以来最出位最劲爆的。
新版本包括：
*男性气概的数量
*全彩页
*就排版错误更正!
我，玛多克斯，作为作者向大家保证，这次全新改版将会比上次的版本更好，更适合那些野男孩。无论如何，我都想和大家一起分享，所以我把它复印了，这对每位男子都是有益的。
假如你无法接受我的金玉良言，那就尽量往好的一面想吧。另一方面，假如你喜欢手中的这本宝典，那么我保证你会得到意外的惊喜，你会很享受。(兼职翻译-XJJ)
Awards/获奖情况：目前此书在纽约时报畅销书排行榜上位列第3： 汤姆（Tom）：“孤独地死在一个洞里。”
卡洛琳恩（Carolyn）：“我认为你是个精神病，应该去看精神科医生。”
玛多克斯（Maddox）：“这是我最喜欢的书了。”
梅丽莎（Melissa）：“你对女人的描述简直不堪入目。你就是个恶魔。”
杰夫（Jeff）：“谢谢你的书，让我在和女友相处的时候有了新的方法。”
玛多克斯的母亲（Maddox’s mom）：“我不是这么教育你的。怎么你会变这样？你父亲也不喜欢这样的你。太可怕了！”
史蒂夫（Steve）：“你写的就是一堆垃圾。我今天发现我那13岁的儿子正在读你文字，腐蚀他幼小的心灵。我决不允许这样的情况再次发生。”
艾瑞克（Eric）：“你真是个混蛋。继续保持。”
玛多克斯的父亲（Maddox’s dad）：“为什么要用这么污秽的语言？”
乔治（George）：“即使是生锈的机器人也写得比你好。”
About the Author/作者介绍： 玛多克斯（Maddox），土生土长的犹他人，《世界第一好》（The Best Page in the Universe）作家。他曾是一家电话营销公司底层程序员，目前是稀缺的男性魅力福音。要是在他的小说里找不到他的影子，你可以前往他的网站www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com借助他的文章了解他。 Maddox is a native Utah and the visionary author of The Best Page in the Universe. Once a lowly programmer for a telemarketing company, he now stands as a specimen of sheer masculinity and chiseled good looks. When he’s not found writing his own biographies in third person, he can be found writing articles for his website at: www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com.
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