THE 2,548 WITTIEST THINGS ANYBODY EVER SAID

Book ID/图书代码： 06000012B55651

English Summary/英文概要： A fresh selection of sharp, witty zingers gathered from both famous and utterly unknown (but very quotable) sources, by the editor of the popular The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

Robert Byrne’s quote books are widely praised as authoritative and accessible sources of sayings for any and all occasions. Byrne’s own wit, diligent research, and creativity combine to form a fresh go-to reference that serves readers better than Google—no Wi-Fi required. The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said is an all-new collection of clever quips and laugh-out-loud punch lines from Gracie Allen to Frank Zappa, on such topics as sex, divorce, religion, fashion, animals, and money:

STEVE MARTIN: “I’d do anything for a good body except exercise and eat right.”

JON STEWART: “War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”

NORA EPHRON: “Successful parents have adult children who can pay for their own psychoanalysis.”

This compilation, to be enjoyed by generations young and old, deserves a place of honor on every language lover’s bookshelf.

Chinese Summary/中文概要： 《2548句你不可以不知道的言论》这本书的编辑集中了来自各类名人与匿名人士睿智言谈的最新言论选集（极具参考引用价值）。罗伯特•拜恩的这部言论集一经问世便受到广泛好评，其中的权威论述不仅浅显易懂，而且适用于任何场合。拜恩自我的智慧、创造性及其为本书所作的大量丰富的调查研究使得本书成为了一本极为值得依赖的百科全书，无需互联网支持，却比谷歌搜索引擎还要便捷与精准。本书为全新选集，书中言论或是俏皮双关，或是妙语连珠，或是来自格雷西亚•艾伦，或是出自弗兰克•扎帕之口，而其话题范围更是广泛，从两性到离婚，从宗教信仰到时尚流行，或是从动物世界到金钱殿堂，均有所涉及。

史蒂夫•马丁：“除了锻炼和健康饮食，我可以为了我的身体健康做出一切牺牲。”

乔•斯蒂沃特：“战争是上帝教美国人世界地理学的导师。”

诺拉•艾弗伦：“成功的父母的证据是他们已成人的孩子有足够的钱自己给付心理健康导师。”

本书汇编的众多名言警句凭借其犀利俏皮的谈吐娱乐影响了一代又一代人，如果你热爱语言，那么她便值得在你的书架上占据一角宝贵的空间。(DC & WK)

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About the Author/作者介绍： 罗伯特•拜恩，作家，著有七部小说，五部幽默言论集，七本关于台球的书籍等。拜恩生于并成长在爱荷华州，迪比克市，并在迪比克哈罗德时代报上定期负责有一个幽默专栏，更多作者信息请访问作者网站Byrne.org。

Robert Byrne is the author of seven novels, five collections of humorous quotations, seven books on billiards, and an exposé of frauds in the literary world. Byrne was born and raised in Dubuque, Iowa, where he has a regular humor column in the Dubuque Herald Times. Visit his website at Byrne.org.

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