THE TEENAGE YEARS
Book ID/图书代码： 12100012B57478
English Summary/英文概要： Thirteen-year-old schoolboy, Dirk Lloyd, has a dark secret - in fact he is a dark secret. Dirk - according to his own account - is the earthly incarnation of a Dark Lord, supreme ruler of the Darklands and leader of great armies of orcs and warriors, intent on destruction and bloody devastation. Following a colossal final battle between the forces of good and evil, the Dark Lord was defeated and hurled by his arch-foe’s spells into the Pit of Uttermost Despair. At the bottom of the Pit lies...a supermarket car park in the municipal town of Whiteshields, somewhere in modern day England. And when he is found, and tries to explain that he is the Dark Lord, people think he means Dirk Lloyd. The fact that he’s trapped in the puny body of a schoolboy doesn’t help. And so begins Dirk’s battle to recover his dignity, his power, and his lands... Along the way he faces the inconvenience of being fostered by a do-gooding family, the Purejoies; the torture of endless hours of drudgery at the Whiteshields Brainwashing Centre (aka school); a vengeful Headmaster; two interfering Psychotic Persecutors (psychotherapists); and constant laughter and disrespect when he attempts to marshall his lackeys and lickspittles (friends) to do what he wants them to.
Dirk makes friends with the son of his foster family, Christopher, and the local Goth Girl, Sooz, and together they attempt to cast a spell that will transport Dirk back to his homeland. Inevitably, not everything goes to plan... But that’s for book 2.
Chinese Summary/中文概要： 2012年度罗尔德•达尔诙谐小说奖获奖小说
十三岁的少年，德克•劳埃德（Dirk Lloyd），有一个秘密-实际上他本人身上就藏着一个秘密。根据他自己的说法-他现在是黑魔王的人间化身，是黑暗之地的至尊统治者，庞大的兽人军队，和战士的伟大统帅，意在破坏和毁灭的尘世的一切。 在一次善与恶之间的大战后，黑魔王被击败了，他被自己主要的仇敌施法抛到了无尽的深坑中。 在坑的底部，是现代英国，Whiteshields市政镇中心超级市场停车场。当他被发现时，他正试图设法向路人解释他是黑魔王，而人们认为他说的是德克•劳埃德（Dirk Lloyd）。 而现实是，他被无助地困在一个弱小的小男孩身体里。
因此德克开始了重拾他尊严、权利和他的土地的征程… 在这段过程中，他将面对被善良家庭抚养的行动不便，苦乐参半; 在Whiteshields洗脑中心(又名学校)遭受着永无止尽的洗脑；一位报复心极强的校长; 二名爱指手画脚的精神病迫害者(心理治疗家);当他试图想要修理自己的随从和 (朋友)做他想要他们做的事情时，他们就会不停的嗤笑和不敬。
德克和养育他家庭的儿子克里斯托弗交朋友，当地的哥特人女孩， Sooz，三人一起试图施咒把德克送回自己的老家。当然计划总是赶不上变化… 但那是系列的第二部要上演的故事了。(Sandy)
Awards/获奖情况：Winner of ROALD DAHL FUNNY PRIZE 2012http://www.guardian.co.uk/childrens-books-site/2012/nov/06/roald-dahl-funny-prize-dark-lord
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/bookprizes/9656174/Roald-Dahl-Funny-Prize-2012-winners.html
http://www.booktrust.org.uk/prizes-and-awards/4
"This is hilarious, and is set to have us inferior puny humans laughing out loud... It really is a work of ’evil genius’." -- LiteraryLoves.com 20110719
"Very funny, very silly... brilliant concept." -- Bookseller 20110722
"CHILDREN’S BOOK OF THE WEEK" This funny book in the Fabled Lands series is based on an ingenious idea." -- Sunday Times 20111016
"Funny, utterly silly and enjoyable book, which lots of young readers will love." -- Bookbag 20111001
"Wonderfully original, completely mad." -- Lovereading 20111001
"Hilarious." -- Chicklish 20111001
"A perfect novel for computer games-obsessed boys." -- Sunday Telegraph 20111127
"One of the most original children’s books of the year." -- Daily Express 20111202
"Laugh-out-loud funny and often touching." -- Queens Park Books 20111201
"Amazing, fantastic... great to read." -- Skye Turnbull- 9 year old reviewer 20111101
About the Author/作者介绍： 杰米•汤姆森是一位英国本土作家，和游戏软件开发者及编辑，1958年11月14日生于伊朗的他，曾是2012年度罗尔德•达尔诙谐小说奖获奖作家。
杰米在布赖顿大学就读时，与作家马克•史密斯相识。他在肯特学院获得学位。
1981年至1984年，他曾是《白矮星》杂志的编辑助理，还定期为《沃若克》杂志撰写专栏文章。他还在那时为游戏工坊，开发一款名为‘绝望之塔’的软件游戏。
《黑魔王》系列幽默幻想青少年小说，讲述的是一位黑魔王被困于一位地球现代人类男孩身体内的搞笑故事。
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Jamie Thomson is a British writer, editor and game developer. He is the author of numerous ’choose-your-own-adventure’ gamebooks, and he also co-wrote three books for the Fighting Fantasy series.
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