MUDDLE YOUR WAY THROUGH FATHERHOOD: HOW TO FOOL PEOPLE INTO THINKING YOU’ RE A COMPETENT DAD
Book ID/图书代码： 00530014B76125
English Summary/英文概要： This is the book dads across the world have been waiting for all their lives, whether they’re on the verge of parenthood, or already knee-deep in kids. They just didn’t know they were waiting.
Letting you in on the inside secrets that the ‘real’ parenting books don’t dare tell you, this book will arm you with all the tips, cheats and excuses you’re going to need to seem like a vaguely adequate father.
Find out..
If you have chosen the right mother for your children
Simple ways to avoid being assaulted during childbirth
Why babies shouldn’t watch Schindler’s List
How to change a nappy in 17 easy stages
Coping strategies if your son becomes a nerd
The greatest lies to tell your kids
Whether it’s possible to make your child less stupid
Tell-tale signs your teenager has become a terrorist
Using a series of scientifically questionable quizzes, flowcharts, checklists and celebrity advice, this award-worthy book will be quite possibly the most important thing you ever read, and will ensure that no one ever thinks you’re a terrible father again. Except possibly your kids, but they don’t count.
Chinese Summary/中文概要： 这是一本全世界的爸爸们都在翘首以盼的育儿宝典, 无论是即将迎接新生命的新手奶爸, 还是已经儿孙满堂的外祖父们。
因为它囊括了那些所谓的“育儿书籍”绝对不敢告诉你的金玉良言！！！它将为您奉上所有的育儿小贴士以及您所需要的哄骗孩子的小手段和小借口! 读完这本书后，您将会惊喜地发现你已“变身”为一个无所不能的超级老爸！
打开它，您将会发现……
如果您已为孩子挑选了一位贤妻良母
为什么年幼的孩子不可以看《辛德勒的名单》
教您正确换尿布的17个简单易学的步骤
如果您的儿子变成书呆子时的应对策略
让您的孩子变得聪明的“美丽”谎言
几个妙招就能判定您处于青春期的孩子是否是恐怖分子……
本书还囊括了一系列的科学问题小测试、流程图、小清单以及许多世界一流育儿专家的建议, 这本不可多得的育儿圣经很有可能是您读到过的最有价值的一本书；读完这本书后，没有人再会认为你是一个不称职的父亲！！！当然，除了您的孩子之外, 但他们的话可不算数哦！(Susie)
Awards/获奖情况：”全世界的爸爸们都在焦急地等待着这本书的出版！！！ 因为它囊括了那些所谓的“育儿书籍”绝对不敢告诉你的金玉良言！！！它将为您奉上所有的育儿小贴士以及您所需要的哄骗孩子的小手段和小借口!“——MADE杂志“The book dads across the world have been waiting for all their lives, letting you in on the insider secrets the so-called ‘real’ parenting books don’t dare tell you. It will arm you with all the tips, cheats and excuses you’re going to need!” - MADE Magazine
About the Author/作者介绍： Paul Merrill先生是伦敦大名鼎鼎的育儿专家。由他所编写的童书《救命！一只北极熊吃了我的头！》一经出版，立即受到众多小粉丝的热烈欢迎！他曾在英国和澳大利亚从事杂志编辑的工作，现在是一名全职作家。他的最新作品——《为人父母乐趣多》即将于明年由Random House Australia出版。
生活中，Paul Merrill是三个男孩的父亲, 和大多数的年轻爸爸一样，他也经常为孩子们的教育问题而伤透脑筋。为了写好这2本书，Paul Merrill花了三年多的时间，每天把与孩子们的点滴故事都记录下来，并分享了很多他的切身感悟和心得体会，可谓是每一位父母的必备育儿圣经！！！
Merrill now writes full-time. His next books, comedy guides to grandparenting and fatherhood, are to be published by Random House Australia next year.
Paul Merrill is a father of three boys and has learned the hard way about all the pratfalls and textbook errors that most fathers make. To thoroughly research this book, he made most of them himself and is now pitied by everyone who knows him and, more crucially, by his children.
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